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The Pain of Orgasming
it really fucking hurts, goddamnit
Created on 2004-07-20 16:34:46 (#3885102), last updated 2005-02-26
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Basic Info| Name: | yellowbeard |
|---|---|
| Birthdate: | 09-22 |
| Location: | Gresham, Oregon, United States |
BioHello, my name is Kyle Fuk. I was born on Sept. 22 1988, in an Oregon Hospital, I don't remember which. I was a fat baby you could say. Very pudgy, my parents had to lift my cheeks up just to clean under my neck. Yes I believe I was fairly cute.
I grew up in a suburb of Portland called Gresham, in a suburb of gresham called Willow Parkway. It was pretty easy growing up, I went to Pleasant Valley elementary. I met my first friends there. Who, i'd like to think im still somewhat friends with now. I remember this one time with my friend Alex, we took someones gravel pile and had a rock war, I had to pick all of them up, BIG TROUBLE. Oh, those were the days.
I have one sister named Kelsie. I love her alot. Back when I was a kid she was horrible to me. Abused me, yelled at me, and treated me like shit. She's awesome now. In her defense though, once I got the same size as her, I whooped on her a cuple times, damn whore. Like I said though were cool now. She's moved out now becasue my parents ad her couldnt live together. But we all love eachother. It sucked though cause they always fought and I fucking hate hearing girls cry, hint the reason I dont like The Blatz or Devotchkas. Fucking whores.
I went through grade school without much anything happening. Went to my summer vacations, church wiht my grandma and great grandma. It's a nice church I try to be christian. It's just hard, I love drinking, and I love smoking. Damnit.
Middle school was alright, bit boring but not very eventful.Now i'm in high school. It's alright, lots of cool people, and im into the whole PUNK ROCK thing. You know how it is. FUCK BUSH ANARCHY. But thats a revised story of my life. Talk to you later.WTF
I grew up in a suburb of Portland called Gresham, in a suburb of gresham called Willow Parkway. It was pretty easy growing up, I went to Pleasant Valley elementary. I met my first friends there. Who, i'd like to think im still somewhat friends with now. I remember this one time with my friend Alex, we took someones gravel pile and had a rock war, I had to pick all of them up, BIG TROUBLE. Oh, those were the days.
I have one sister named Kelsie. I love her alot. Back when I was a kid she was horrible to me. Abused me, yelled at me, and treated me like shit. She's awesome now. In her defense though, once I got the same size as her, I whooped on her a cuple times, damn whore. Like I said though were cool now. She's moved out now becasue my parents ad her couldnt live together. But we all love eachother. It sucked though cause they always fought and I fucking hate hearing girls cry, hint the reason I dont like The Blatz or Devotchkas. Fucking whores.
I went through grade school without much anything happening. Went to my summer vacations, church wiht my grandma and great grandma. It's a nice church I try to be christian. It's just hard, I love drinking, and I love smoking. Damnit.
Middle school was alright, bit boring but not very eventful.Now i'm in high school. It's alright, lots of cool people, and im into the whole PUNK ROCK thing. You know how it is. FUCK BUSH ANARCHY. But thats a revised story of my life. Talk to you later.WTF
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aim, alchohol, ciggerets, computers, snowboarding, taekwondo, wakeboarding, watching movies, water skiing, weed
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